Blobfish Appeal

Blobfish aka an unhappy, drooling version of 'Ziggy'.
MAN SEEKING WOMAN w/BLOBFISH - 45 (Outside Sydney)

This may sound like an odd request, but I am looking for ...a blobfish. I find them to be the most saddening yet erotic of all of the great creatures roaming the seas. I am looking for a woman (possibly a marine biologist *hint hint*) who isn't afraid to know the blobfish in a biblical sense.

Don't worry about this being a bestiality thing, I just get highly aroused when I see a picture of a blobfish, and would very much so like to get that sense of ultimate pleasure from a real blobfish, sitting near me as I continue my loving.

This will need to be a real and true relationship, as you just can't take away something so majestic. I'm sure that, with the help of the blobfish, our love will flourish and become a beautiful romance of the deepest nature. (get it? because the blobfish is found in the deepest oceans.)

Hopefully my dream woman with my dream blobfish is out there, searching for me.
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