I am not Edward But I will bite You

and steal items from your car..

New Moon Midnight Showing - M4W - 46 (NYC)
I sat behind you at the showing of New Moon last night.

medium height, dark hair, long nails, mysterious.

You: straight long blond hair, full ruby lips, you were wearing black cargo pants and a twilight hoodie. as your hair draped down behind your seat i just hasto hold it and smell it deeply(pantene. great choice).

i dont remember much of the movie but i will always remember the smell and texture of your hair. the way you sound when you whisper and laugh.

after the movie i followed you and your friend to perkin's. i waited outside inmy car so i could watch you eat and smile. i followed you home and made sure you got there safely.i noticed you left you car unlocked so i went to have a look into your life. i can tell by looking in your car that we have a lot in common.

if you want your dash ornaments back you will have to meet me and we can have a great time getting to know each other. "grin"

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