SWINE FLU ZOMBIES! - 31 m4w (SF)Ok, ok, it's just a bunch of teenagers in Sacto with high temps. But still. A boy can dream about zombie hordes, awesome martial arts moves and hot steamy post-apoc sex, right?
Holla if you've got a sawed-off and some crazy-ass OSHA gear. Or just want to have a drink with someone whose brains haven't been eaten.
HEEEELPPPPP!! Do you have Swine Flu? KISS ME!!! (SF)Ok, so I am failing my physics class, and I have a final in 2weeks!!!! I asked my teacher if there was anything I could do. He looked at me and said, "the only thing that could save you now is if you get swine flu".
"Really?" I said.
"Yes" he said
So, I need a woman to kiss meeeeee!!! At this point, even a guy would work for me... just someone!!!!!
It's the only way I can pass physics.