4/24/09

Fugly Women Wanted

Fugly women wanted-M4W (Austin)
I am looking for someone fugly. The fuglier the better. Don't get me wrong. I would love to find someone that I am attracted to. Both in personality and looks. But I am giving up.

I like to fight to stay up in bed talking about nothing. You know... turning the tv and lights off at 1 a.m. But next thing you know the sun is coming up and you are wondering where the time went and how we went from talking about going to the park tomorrow to the different ways to skin a cat. Most good looking women prefer their "beauty sleep" to that.

I also like going to Wal Mart at 2 o'clock in the morning and impulse shopping. Starting with you in the basket. And ending with both of us being escorted out for a silly string fight in Electronics!?!?! Most hotties are too worried about what people will think the next time they try to go in that store.

I also want my women to challenge me. Not be subservant. Don't agree with me simply because you want me to feel more like a man. Put me in my place. Tell me off in front of my, your, and our friends. Make sure that I am who you want me to be. A lot of the good looking ones must think that they can just find someone better instead of going thru the hassle of that.
I could go on forever.

-Comfy in my t-shirt. Even ifit doesn't shape to your fit body.
-Going a day without making yourself up. No matter who we might see.
-Burping while playing a drinking game.
-Drinking out of the milk jug.

I mean.. I want a woman that is real and not pretend. And it has just been my experience that the better looking they are. The more fake they are. So I want an fugly one. Moles with hair growing out of them is a plus. Clothes shopping at Lane Bryant will definately score you extra points. If you losing your virginity at age 25 was not your choice then you are definately the one for me.

Hurry up. You know you are out there. I have the warm, comfy side of the bed waiting for you. If you hurry I just might throw in a back rub and foot massage.

One last thing. I don't want to get sued by any groups. So the good looking ones can send me messages too. Just know.. you are already behind. You must be able to answer 4 out of 5 Friday the 13th/Nightmare on Elm Street questions(kinda like true false... you just have to identify which movie series the actor I named was in). And you must be able to tell me the ranks of hands in poker. Those are just for the better looking ones. The fugly girls don't need to worry about the test.

I am waiting....As long as this ad is up I am still looking......

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