Date an Actor-m4w(NYC)Okay so I'm a pretty normal guy. I'm 36 and quite honestly look 30. I work in film, and have personaly cracked a fart on Madonna's couch. I'm in NYC to live, have 3 apartments, 1 in bronx, 1 in queens and in Manhattan in Trump towers.
It's very simple.
Past girlfriends have included:
- You are hot.
- Age is irrelevant.
- You are not a retard.
- You are not Paris Hilton.
I have a driver, we cruise in a 2009 Cadillac Escalade.
You can look forward to nights going to any club you wish to go to, I do not wait in lines, my driver calls ahead. Be ready for very annoying papparazi.
I am not looking for sex, I get enough of that. I am not looking for drugs, I do enough of them.
Send me a picture and if I'm interested, I might call.
This is really not a joke.
It's that simple.