Urban Dictionary, banana peeling is "taking a young boy's virginity; the male equivalent of cherry popping". At least we have perspective on the size of your head.
Convictions include: aggravated assault, arson, and malicious mischief. Conjugal visits could be optional. P.S. The Smoking Gun wants its content back.
"I am fun and so is my body" is maybe not the best way to describe your personality and physique.
Maybe a line about being "420 friendly" or "an avid gardener" would work slightly better.
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