12/4/08

So Easy a Caveman Could Do It

Strong and Professional, But Gentle at Heart - 25 (Boston)
TOGOR WANT WO-MAN. TOGOR MAKE BABY IN WOMAN.

BABY LIVE IN DIMLY LIT CAVE WITH COCKROACHES AND NO HBO. TOGOR FEED BABY RAT LEG AND MAMMOTH GRISTLE. TOGOR BABY GROW STRONG. WOMAN PROBABLY DIE IN LABOR.

BRING WOMAN TO TOGOR!

TOGOR MUST HAVE WO-MAN!

Editor's Note: Thanks to a long team reader, idyll, for pointing out this prehistoric posting. Also check ehow's "How to Date a Caveman"

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