12/18/08

Short and Stupid

Recession Romance...all we need is a shack and a blanket-M4W (NYC)
The tanking economy doesn't have to be a bad thing. Any woman who would join me in a shack deserves to share the penthouse too.

or
Oh Why Don't You Exist? - 28-M4W (Philadelphia)
Where, oh where is my intelligent, self-confident, (actually) bisexual woman who's into movies, stripper outfits, computers, group sex, and punk? Life is some kind of cruel joke, it seems...

or
I Hate Music and Small Animals-M4W(Austin)

However, I might be convinced to listen patiently to your endless, mindless, feminine BS in the hopes I might soon have sex with you.

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