Up for Ransacking Some Small Villages? - 27 (Boston)This is no innuendo. I literally want to pillage some thatched-roof cottages and set them on fire. I guess I should explain...
First of all, I am a distant relation to Gargamel. On a side note I personally keep my hair in a matted mess and wear the ears of my enemies around my neck. I don't go anywhere without my battle-axe, even when I sleep, because 90% of surprise attacks happen close to home, you know.
My interests are; pillaging, charming mealy-haired women into my cool kart, and making drums out of skin. A frequent grunter, I only drink grog or mead with my meals. Oh, and I'm in touch with my feminine side.
Send me an email. Include a photo. I'll send one back
P.S. We just love the Techno Viking: