12/17/08

Logical Phallusy

Recessions and Strippers - 29-M4W (San Francisco)
Earlier today, I was in my office thinking about anything but work and the following occurred to me--Recessions should raise the attractiveness level of professional strippers.

Here's why:

In a recession, people, including women, are fired. Given that people need money, some of these women will apply for work at strip clubs. Since strip clubs now have a larger pool of "talent" from which to choose from, and because attractiveness is desirable in a stripper, the average level of stripper attractiveness should increase.

Thus, recessions=better looking strippers.

Yes, I find things like this fascinating. If you do too, e-mail me. We can exchange details!

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