Enemies with Benefits (NYC)To hell with that "Friends with Benefits" shit. Let's meet up, not like each other, but find each other hot. Then f@ck. And do it on a regular basis. We can insult each other during sex and everything:
YOU: "I had a really crappy day"
ME: "Do I look like I care? Get your clothes off!"
YOU: "Eat shit, you've still got some clothes on!"
YOU & ME: "F@CK ME!"