12/6/08

Dollar Dominatrix For Many Happy Returns

The Stock Market is like the Penis, & I'm Seeking a Smart Investor! - w4m - 32 (NYC)

Up & down & up.....

I'm not only a beautiful blonde, but I also know that this latest market correction is only affecting the more cowardly investors in terms of anxiety: long term experienced investors know that this is a productive clean-up which will make the system better in the long run in terms of eliminating bum stocks in lousy banks that have bad lending practices.

For those who don't know, the now bankrupt banks lent money to people who could not afford it based on PROJECTED values of their homes, and to people who simply could not afford the debt. What will happen next is that smart investors will buy the better bank's stocks which just unfairly dropped because of mass anxiety, and they will go back up at these 'sale ' prices.

So, just relax, or take a Viagra & call me in the morning.....

PLEASE INCLUDE PHOTO!

Editor's Note: Enjoy "Damn It Feels Good to be Banker -- A Wall Street Musical " (NSFW Language) or Check out penis-joke version of American Psycho via College Humor. (NSFW Language)

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