Russell Brand - Dirty Charmer Needed - 23 (NYC)I'm looking for a Russell Brand lookalike to creepily remind me of my ex.
Please be tall, dark, and scruffy, and preferably have some sort of neuroses going on with you (best if it's sex addiction, NOT crack addiction though). Dark sense of humor in addition to bipolar disorder and anger management issues welcome.
Don't worry, I don't want to really date you, I just need a diversion. Add a photo with your response, if I'm interested, I'll send a photo back and we'll take it from there.
PLEASE DO NOT reply if you don't meet the above requirements, I still think you're awesome, but not for this situation and I'll just end up deleting your email. No fun for anyone!