What or Who I Don't Want - 40 (Philadelphia)Okay, I posted a while back and composed the ad to reflect the kind of woman I wanted to meet. Suffice to say that while I received responses that were outwardly in line with what I'd posted, there was a litany of "deal breakers" that I'd not anticipated.
And so, having learned that lesson, what follows is a list of what I am NOT interested in:
-women with children who speak of nothing other than their ever-growing and evolving relationships with said children.
-women with children who have to get their "fun" in during their off weekends.
-women who go from 0 to 60 in one date, and then go from 60 to 0 over the next week, all the while neglecting to inform me of that fact.
-women with bizarre rules about giving and receiving, and/or women who are glad to receive but think giving is "gross."
-women who are tactless or impolite but cloak it in the catch phrase "I'm just being honest."
-women who believe that being female grants them a free pass to be rude, fickle, inconsiderate, or moody.
-women who pretend to act like they didn't realize you were interested and say "...but I thought we were friends."
-women whose idea of HWP is Rosanne Barr.
-Republicans, evangelical Christians, and women who think evolutionary theory is a fiction.
-women who need 4 Jack Daniels on the rocks to wind down every night.
-women who think a "little oxy on the weekend is fun."
-women on anti-depressants and/or anti-anxiety meds.
-women who think Danielle Steel is the greatest author of our time.
-women who think Jimmy Buffet is "really great."
Okay, that about covers it. You can probably discern a few things about me from the above.
However, I'll add that I'm a nice, laid-back guy who lives in a house full of plants and a dog I sprang from the shelter. The Big Lebowski is one of my all time favorite movies, I regard Moby Dick as a novel of dark humor, I play guitar in a blues band, I'm a really good cook, I'm a jeans and t-shirt kind of guy, I speak French, I loathe the pretenses of the bourgeoisie, I smoke, I'm 420 friendly, I adore Sunday brunch, and I'm uninterested in ever having kids of my own.
Pic for Pic.
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