11/19/08

Ailurophobe's Delight

Why Must ALL You Women Own Cats? - 55 (Austin)
I hate cats.

I hate the litter box in your bathroom. I hate sneezing and my eyes watering. I really hate it when you let them get up on the counter space or dining table. I hate it when they come into my yard and poop in my flower beds or squirt al over my car.

It is really difficult to meet an attractive woman that does not own a damn cat.

If you're out there I would love to hear from you.

Oh, and all you cat lovers, please don't bother with any replies regarding my opinions about the sneaky little pests you insist on having as pets.

natalie dee
(Image from nataliedee.com)

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