10/21/08

Wanted Tourette Syndrome Barbie

Editor's Note: The below poster should try Scotland. A place where "Tourette's is seen as a gift, where one learns to conjugate the verb f**k by the age of 5, where the national symbol is a weed, and where the diet was deemed as worst in the world, even worse than places without food." (author unknown)
Any Hot Chicks with Tourette's Syndrome ? (Dallas)-m4w
Its seems my days are becoming increasingly filled with female douche bags that incessantly perpetuate power struggles, politics, and carry PMS to an infinite continuum to allay their insecurities. Well, shit runs down hill, and yes, once again, lands on the ever-so-unsuspecting door step of the man.

THE ANSWER TO RIDDING YOUR LIFE OF THESE PESKY PREDATORS YOUR ASK????

LOCK DOWN A HOT GIRL FRIEND WITH TOURETTE'S SYNDROME
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Think about it? What matter of woman can involuntarily swear, utter obscene words or socially inappropriate and derogatory remarks? Couple this with the bonus of being able to perform forbidden gestures, writings or drawings and all you have to do is find the triggers to release this outrageous behavior.

For instance. You are at a party and one of your ex-nut case sociopaths tries to stir you. All you do is simply introduce Sally and put her into motion. "Sally, this is Susan." Nice to meet you, you bbbb, bbittcch, ccccorn, cccooorrnnnhholller, sss sssluuttt, Susan." Walking off, baffled and offended, Susan is a concoction of the past. Think of the bonus you would get if Sally could draw caricatures or paint! Imagine what Susan would like with three nipples, one on her forehead.

So, my challenge to your Touretter's, let's team up. We could even wager or strike a severance fee arrangement. For every neurotic gold digger in town that you sever from my life, there's a flat fee for your troubles. Maybe, you're a philanthropist and simply want to rid this world of emotional pollution.

Whatever your quest, please write. There's money to be made or losers to be losers to be lost!

PS. Enjoy Scenes from Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo with Ruth suffers from Tourette Syndrome. (NSFW Language!!)


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