10/26/08

Search for the Feminus Obnoxious

I'm looking for a MEAN B%tch!!! 37 (Raleigh)
When I say "mean", I'm talking about the jealous kind that would forbid a man from even having a guy friend to hang out with. I'm talking about a bible-thumping, fire & damnation woman that'll burndown your house if you ever kicked her out.

I'm talking a woman so closed-minded that her idea of exploring sensuality would be taking out her rollers before assuming the missionary position during your monthly baby-making sessions. And her idea of an open relationship, is letting you keep the lights on during this hot, once-monthly session.

Can you say, "aaghhhhh!!!

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