Desperately Seeking Any Susan

This time next week-m4w (London)
You’ll think replying to this advert was the best decision you’ve ever made. At the same time you’ll be regretting your choice of footwear.


Because dark soles aren’t allowed on my mother’s newly laid laminates.

Don’t worry, I’ve already bought you slippers (size four) and pyjamas (size 10) and a brush for your beautiful long red hair (I’ve had ‘Susan’ engraved on the handle, that’s what I’d like to call you). Size 10 Susans with size four feet, please, please reply.

You can be any age but if you’re 42 with a birthday on September 6 it will be a distinct advantage. Otherwise we can just pretend.

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