5/8/08

OHyay Iyay ORGETFAY Ayay IFEWAY

"OY! I FORGOT TO GET A VIFE!"-m4w (NYC)

Nu, I vent to wisit mein mishpoche und mein deer modder, hoo I loff, she sez to me, "Lookit you! Yaw hendsome! Yaw smaht! But yaw fawty yiz olt. So vie arnchoo merreed awreddy?"

Pliz, Miss. Mehbee yew kin be mein vife und mek mein modder heppy und stop kvetching. Dot vood be nice. So pliz enser dis ed kvickly. But send uh peekshuh mit yaw enser. Mein modder dont vant no meeskeit in mein mishpoche.

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