My ex thinks I am a bastard, yet the best sex ever.Roll the dice?-m4wComing from a total slut like her, it is a compliment. I mean I loved her because she was a slut. No disrespect.
And hey, I said I was sorry. I know I can be a dick.
But yes, I am pretty good at you know what and faithful and honest so perhaps it is time we exchanged paperclips in our inboxes...
Reminds us of an Onion article.