Jesus died for His Craigslist Date--w4mKnow ye this; God so loved the world that He gave his Only Begotten Son so that we could date on CL (which, as you know, originally stood for Christ's Love).
As is told in the Gospel According to Craig, Jesus, questioning His Chastity, wrote an epistle to Ye Faire Craigsliste Advortisor. She returned His epistle insisting on His Pic which He dutifully sent.
The Advortisor attracted by the golden glow of His Divine Countenance set up a brief meeting to see if she and Jesus would Click. Since she wouldst only meet her prospects for brief drinks, lest they be beastly, the Advortisor met Jesus at his work, while He tended sheep. He bade her sit and Miraculously turned two cups of water into wine.
But the Advortisor continued to question Jesus. "Do Messiahs have profit sharing?" "Why are your parents living in a manger? Don't You give them money?" "Lookit those sandals. Don't you have anything nicer to wear in case w get invited to a club."
She nailed Jesus with each probing questions. Jesus now feeling the pain of the Craigslist dater was thoroughly crucified. Together we have the power to make sure Jesus didn't die in vain.
If you're between the ages of 32 and 50, and this story spoke to you, I very much want to hear from you. And honor the Eleventh Commandment: "Thou shalt attach a Pic." After all, if Jesus could do it, so can you.