2/18/08

Badge Bunny

The few, the proud, the rare 1% will succeed. - 38 - 99 - 32-w4m

If you belong to any 'faith-based' religion...don't bother contacting me. I am a self proclaimed hedonistic instigator with no interest in dumb men who want their egos stroked or want petite/cute-cuddly/short/lovable-romantic/asian/easily dominated prey.

If you're looking for someone to have a few beers, shoot pool, or feel like bothering the human race for sheer sport, then step on up. I am single, never married, no kids, and totally healthy.

I am not bisexual, gay, or interested in entertaining the male race with tantric massage excuses. I absolutely cannot stand the new-age, flaky, extremely liberal crowd.

I don't like 'pretty boys' who need lots of attention ...particularly those that 'string' along a few women at a time because they enjoy the control freak game. -Yuppies, hippies, metrosexuals, preppies, NASCAR/sports fanatics, and atypical professional-business types should look elsewhere. I don't dress to impress, and live a low-matainance lifestyle.

If you
  • are married (or mess around with married couples)
  • involved in a relationship
  • are of an ethnic background which isn't Irish
  • have kids
  • messy divorce issues
  • have a boring career/life
  • are republican/conservative
  • are fat/flabby, smoke
  • do drugs (or have addiction problems)
  • have a criminal record
  • stupid, lazy
  • soley depend upon videogames/internet for self-entertainment
  • are clinically insane
  • listen to stupid music (Yanni)
  • are hairy/poor hygiene
  • have no life
  • stay indoors on a regular basis
  • have anger management problems
  • are white trash
  • are a nerd/geek
  • are below the age of 35 (I prefer 35-42)
  • are infected with an STD/incurable disease
...then GO AWAY and don't bother me.

If you cannot 'hang' in an Irish police/fire bar, than keep on 'truckin. I listen to serious hardcore (Disturbed, Pantera, Nonpoint) which fit's my lifestyle. If you are someone who has to ask "turn that music down!", then you're too old.

What career guy I am looking for: If you belong to the government world/involved with first responder work (fire, police, US&R, military) and have a suitable clearance level and meet the previous criteria, then you're 'golden' for at least an email in response.

I work with every type of first responder, all levels of law enforcement, military and federal support during active incident operations in the field.

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