Pre-Pregasaurus Evolution


Dear New York City:

I can't express enough how much I love the opportunity to experience new things and meet new people.

Oh, p.s. I WANT A BABY.

A little about me:

I love dancing (to attract men with whom to have a baby), reading (about babies), anything outdoors (where I can be seen by men who might want to impregnate me), and most water related activities (so I can have fun imagining what any potential babies in my stomach may one day experience.)

I love shopping (two reasons - I can look at everyone elses babies in the store, but, more importantly, I can buy clothing by which to lure potential sperm donors) and generally, just having a "good time" (thinking about babies).

I'm ideally looking for a friend with similar interests and personality (or not), with enough differences to challenge me to the next level, which, of course, involves having 3-4 babies.



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