1/5/08

Drunk and Horny

If you respond to this ad and agree to meet me,

you’ll probably want to get yourself drunk first.

Man, 51.


Good-looking but rarely great with conversation.


Especially if it doesn’t require me thumbing nervously through the Ceredigion Tide Timetable that I always carry in my wallet next to a picture of my mother (may the Lord have mercy on her sweet soul, snatched injudiciously away from us by ulcer complications as it was in June 1987 – we love you, Mum, you’re with us every single day).


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