1/4/08

All You Need is Two Double AAs


08 NEW YEARS RESOLUTION----"I TRADE MY VIBRATOR FOR A MAN" - 40

Every year untold millions of beautiful, luscious orgasms are wasted on cold, plastic electronic sex toys made in China.

Meanwhile, the inventor of sex (God) paces the floors of Heaven wringing his hands, biting his nails and pulling out his long white hair. He cries, "Where did I go wrong? I wanted men and women to give each other orgasms so their love and trust for each other could grow into wonderful intimacy. Just as their bodies become one in the sex act, so should their hearts!"

Ladies, on behalf of men all over the world, Can you feel God's PAIN?!

If vibrators could talk, they would be thanking humans for all this dysfunction! Even the animal kingdom knows better...when did you ever see a female fish or bird using a vibrator???

And thanks to vibrators, men are forced to waste many passionate orgasms and oxytocin on their hands that should go straight to a woman's heart. I beg you, is this progress????!!!!

PLEASE-put down those vibrators before God turns China into Sodom and Gomorrah for filling the world with all those cheap vibrators. Find a real person to share orgasms with. Peace & Love, Dr. Clitz, Sex Therapist(WATCH FOR MY NEXT ARTICLE: "Can You Cuddle A Vibrator?)

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