Part III in our series of personal ad headlines collections. We read countless ads a week but these ads caught our attention for all the wrong reasons. Happy Holidays!
**Be Sure to check out Part I and Part II!
Everybody needs a wookie - 32
bipolar seeks similaresque
The Orginal McLovin-20
I want to HEADBUTT YOU tonight!!
$$$ Gold diggers Wanted $$$ - 40
Yes I'm a black guy who lives in center city but I'm not Gay - 32
I was not fondling the lambswool sweater
ALL SLENDER GIRLS ARE RACISTS
Quick! Read this post or creatures will eat you while you sleep! - 31
I'm not a demanding physcopath - 25
&^(*&*&%^$&.sos.sos.sos^*((&*^&%^$£ CrAzY CzEcH - 47
I'm combing the desert...Spaceballs style. - 26
can you handle my revirginized hotness? - 33
Little Person with Prosthetic Arm and Gimpy Leg - 27
Bait not included - 22
Technophobic negativist research scientist seeks polymath ascetic - 22
I already HATE you - 25
The next man who tells me he loves to cook will get puked on - 40so