Guided By Voices?

fat bear needs his cub - m4m

fat bald aging bear w huge flappy gut needs his warm cub
gay man here on meds, looking for someone like me too

i hear voices, im schizo and live in l. please dont be judge-MENTAL

im a gay retard male, i look straight
im very heavy, hairy and balding

i eat too much and my parents own a army & navy store
im on ssi,so dont expect much except my bipolar love.

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From the website:
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