11/20/07

Help Stop a Kitten Killer!!

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow - 25 -M4W

I moved to Philadelphia because, being from the deep south and having gone to an artsy school, I felt I needed another reason for my childhood friends to suspect I was gay. However, I'm pretty sure I'm not gay. You might think differently after you see me try to open a jar of salsa, but for now, lets operate under the assumption that i am not.

Having said that, I'm also a designer. I used to make children's educational games. Did that make me sound like a big soft cuddle basket? I hope so. When you think of me, think of a big box of puppies. Then think of a stranger separating one of those puppies and taking it from it's family...

...I'm not that into video games though, which is surprising, in fact I hate people that play a lot of video games. Passionately. It's like how most pornstars don't actually like sex, they're just being used by the industry. I'm sort of like that, but instead of a giant penis think Carmen Sandiego. Carmen Sandiego's giant penis if you will.

Aside from bitterness I would list my other main hobby as bikes. I'm really into bikes, so I'm somewhat in shape. I try to counterbalance the benefits of cycling with cigarettes, alcohol, and candy. So you don't have to worry about me becoming anything resembling a real badass anytime soon. It will, almost certainly and much to my family's chagrin, never happen. I'm more of a fix your computer, not your car, kind of guy. Hahah, I know that is such a huge turn off to say something like that, but I'm just joking. I can't really fix computers.

I'm just kind of a geek, and an asshole, and I'd like a girl who is to. If you'd like to grab a drink or coffee with me sometime then you'll find me pleasantly outgoing. Even if it's a total trainwreck, at least you'll have a funny story to tell your friends.

P.S. Please think of the kittens (see picture below)

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