EgoStatistical: NO Rolex = NO Sex!

Looking to date outside of my number ranking - 24 w4m

Simply put, i'm a ten. I have everything going in my life, looks, great career, great friends, and i a shag like a minx.

But alas, I am still single.

I believe this is due in part because I only date other attractive people. So, i'm going to throw caution to the wind, and try dating outside of my number.

I need to be worshiped for the goddess that I am. I need you to do anything to keep me satisfied. This may mean living in constant fear that I will at any time break up with you. I have moderate taste, but whats more is I need someone who is extremely financially secure. I'm willing to give up looks, but financial stability is non-negotiable.

I'm 24, and not interested in dating my grandfather. Your sense of humor is of no particular importance, because well, i'm funny enough for both of us.

Please respond, as this is time sensitive. I fear this is a momentary lapse in judgement.

Editor's Note: If a this poster is intent upon valuing herself only in terms of her physical perfection, she should realize that her assets are under constant assult by time, a battle that she will lose. Might we suggest the WikiHow article, How to be a Gold Digger because one is the loneliest number.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAH! Great personal ad...