11/21/07

Broke as the Ten Commandments

A DATE AT THE 99 CENT STORE - 53

This is a great dating place. we will meet near the stale fig newtons and stroll
down the aisle past the toothpaste shipped with Spanish writing (ultra brite minto).

we debate on why there is massive dust on the y2k puzzle box. we see a lady who
looks like cloris leachman shoplifting a small box of pink q tips but mums the word, not to mistaken with fisherman's friend (not sold in the store).

i decide to
spoil you and ask you pick any two items in the store. you select the humungous orange soda and the pokemon earrings. i purchase the products for you and we walk out holding hands as you're aggressively chugging down that 368 ounce orange soda with your other hand.

photo appreciated and i will meet you at any 99 cent store.

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