10/11/07

Wanted Deaf, Blind and Dumb.

** Wanted: Smiling Mute as Arm Trophy ** - 27 m4w

I'm looking for a waifish thin girl with stunningly good looks to serve as my arm trophy for corporate events and occasional public outings.

Interests are unimportant, as conversation will be kept at minimum--mutes are preferred. Only smiling and kind acknowledgement are necessary.

If you have skill in culinary arts, housekeeping, or secretarial work, that is a definite plus.

Please e-mail me with a picture, resume, and, most importantly, your measurements.

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