10/23/07

The Pregnatizer: Pregnancy To Go

Want to be the preggers? I'm your man

hey sistas only.

u need a philly man to knock you up?

i'm single, mid 30's no kids and want to give you a child. I have good genes own my home, and have a decent paying career. the philly sistas just don't have it like you sistas from maryland don't believe me, an article just came out how ugly the people of philly are my previous visits to MD showed me how beautiful you are so i really won't make a child up here, let me come down there and give you what you want and need.


Note: The article referenced states "Philadelphia has the ugliest people in the country, according to Travel & Leisure Magazine." We feel your pain.

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