10/4/07

Dry Hump Monkies

Waiting for Ya. - 25 (w4m)

In search of that dude who can/will start drinking at 2pm. (I like to go to bed early)


I'm looking for a guy who has hair that is short (not too short) but kinda long (but not too long, you know?)- no gel, if you please!

non-vegans need not apply.

Sexual interaction would consist of dry humping only. (not willing to negotiate on this one, fellas)

Dates would involve music, blunts, and of course dry humping*.

Editor's Note--Hump Day: A day for a good old fashioned dry hump. Lie on top of someone, anyone will do, and rub against them suggestively. Moan a lot. Make promises you don't mean. Lie. Do this in your office or in an elevator. Then go and change your underwear. Don't forget to wash your hands.

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