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Dalai Lama seeks affair with married NY woman - 41
"Discretion is of the utmost consideration. However, his holiness the Dalai Lama has authorized me to seek out a relationship for Him with a NY woman, preferably married. He is a man who has evolved beyond the everyday concerns of the senses. However, in a recent dream, it was revealed to him that in a former life he was a NY married man, a herring salesman in the 5 Points district in the late 1800s. During that time, he was unkind to the woman who was his wife. In an effort to redress the kharmic disharmony generated by that unfortunate phase of his experience, his holiness seeks to enter into a relationship with a married woman living in New York. He will consider all applicants. Please reply."