Please don't tell potential customers what is wrong with you! Who wants to hang out with a 29 year old that lives at home and has no ass??
"Inspired by the summer hit ABC show “Hooking Up”, we have decided to brave this adventure together. We are two friends who are looking for two friends to double date, NOT to engage in a foursome. We’ll share a recent, bad photo of ourselves if you ask, that way if we decide to meet, you will only be relieved that we don’t look as bad in person as we do in the picture. We’re going to disclose our errors and omissions, to be done with it, that way there are no surprises. We are overweight and underpaid. We’re not morbidly obese but we will never be rail thin like we were in the fourth grade. One of us has no booty, the other has enough for both. One of us still lives with our parents (she’s 29) the other one is divorced with two children (she’s 36).
We have migraines, thyroid conditions, allergies, asthma, plantar fasciitis, cellulite, tattoos, piercings and completely fried hair from all of the dye jobs and home perms we’ve done. We’re cynical and like to make fun of people; we’re passive aggressive; one of us is the eternal optimist, while the other is a pessimist (although she likes to think of herself as a realist).
We just want to chillax…we just want to have a good time…we’d like something worth talking about on Monday…"